Thursday, May 27, 2010

Tuna Fish

On the occasion of a wonderful tuna salad wrap for dinner....

How do you tune a fish? With a fish tuner, of course. Unless you are in Boston, in which case you use a fish tun-ah.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

No Pun In Ten Did (but Lee did)

A wonderful set of puns, including...
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and ays,"Dam"!
from my friend Lee Hinde.

No Pun In Ten Did

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Something to go with your toy elephants and giraffes...

Plastic surgeons use this term for nose jobs but it is really about making injection-molded models of large African mammals...

rhino-plasty.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Literary Pursuits

We seldom think of people who press clothes for a living as being engaged in a literary pursuit but their jobs are filled with irony.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Scones

Popular wisdom attributes scones to the Scottish and they are popular in the United Kingdom. But of course they come from Sconectady, in New York.