Pachyderms

A new species: the pachyderms from Hades.

Hellephants.

October Fest Meets Ukeleles

Chalk work by Victoria Vox

For the Pun of It - Steve Brooks

"Puns. Mere mention of the word elicits groans from otherwise polite people. Puns are words exploited shamelessly for humorous effect, wrung for every single drop of meaning. They've been called "the lowest form of humor," and, as a friend of mine says, "there's a special place in hell for pun-makers." But is their pungent reputation justified?

Steve Brooks would know. The six-time winner and reigning champion of the O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships admits that life as a compulsive punster can be difficult. When asked what his first big break was, for instance, he says it was when someone threatened to break his jaw if he didn't shutup. Puns can put off the less appreciative, and habitual punning took a toll on Brooks social life. "Until I moved to Austin," he adds, "where people will turn out by the hundreds to watch me pun."

- Steve Brooks, Austin, TX

Go to Steve's site to read his amazing puns!

Pulpo Paul!

Pulpo Paul!

Tuna Fish

On the occasion of a wonderful tuna salad wrap for dinner....

How do you tune a fish? With a fish tuner, of course. Unless you are in Boston, in which case you use a fish tun-ah.

No Pun In Ten Did (but Lee did)

A wonderful set of puns, including...

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and ays,"Dam"!

from my friend Lee Hinde.

No Pun In Ten Did

Something to go with your toy elephants and giraffes...

Plastic surgeons use this term for nose jobs but it is really about making injection-molded models of large African mammals...

rhino-plasty.