Saturday, May 17, 2014

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

The sound of one cat falling...

What sound is produced when a cat falls off a piece of furniture? Cathunk

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Pigs in fantasyland

What do you call it when a pig and an elf have names that sound the same?

A hamognome.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Pigs and words

Yes, when two pigs oink the same way but mean different things...

it's a hamonym.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Friday, July 20, 2012

Snakes and silverware

What is the difference between a talking snake and a talking licked-off piece of silverware?

One speaks with a forked tongue and the other speaks with a tongued fork.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011


It's now possible to get delivery of nuts (roasted, salted, not, etc) to your home. But you must have a doorbell to use the service.

Almond guy ding.