Nuts

It's now possible to get delivery of nuts (roasted, salted, not, etc) to your home. But you must have a doorbell to use the service.

Almond guy ding.

When bad things happen to good tomatoes

What do you get when a tomato breaks it's leg?

"Crutched" tomatoes.

A tempest in a starship

What Spock should have said to Miranda at the end of "Is There in Truth No Beauty?" (Season 3, Episode 5)...

Live long and Prospero.

http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/The_Tempest_(play)
http://www.allstepisodes.com/series/TOS/tosbase3.php

A pun from Cory

How do you toast a cockney faerie?

"You're elf. "

- Cory Doctorow @doctorow http://twitter.com/#!/doctorow/status/64679009979613184

Pachyderms

A new species: the pachyderms from Hades.

Hellephants.