Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Something to go with your toy elephants and giraffes...

Plastic surgeons use this term for nose jobs but it is really about making injection-molded models of large African mammals...

rhino-plasty.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Literary Pursuits

We seldom think of people who press clothes for a living as being engaged in a literary pursuit but their jobs are filled with irony.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Scones

Popular wisdom attributes scones to the Scottish and they are popular in the United Kingdom. But of course they come from Sconectady, in New York.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

What happens to really bad puns?

They get sent to the punitentiary.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Incorrigible Punster, Do Not Incorrige

I can't take credit for the pun in the title of this post. My sweet wife bestowed it on me with love, in the form of a T-shirt and a coffee mug, complete with a biohazard symbol to warn people coming near me of the danger of puns.

So, now you have been warned. Come back for more, if you can stand it.